Therapist:  You know, I heard this quote the other day that said, "God doesn't give us anything more than what he can handle, God must think I'm a badass." It reminded me of you.
Me:  Wait, you think I'm a badass?
Therapist:  You are a total badass, haha.

betweenlegs:

knowing more than people think i do

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa keep lying to me